Shitposts Or Humor Excellence?

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

We don’t know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS

If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you'll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It's just your brain's interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again

Reality can’t be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses can’t be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want

Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein's Theory of Experiential Epistomology

Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.

this is the only day you can reblog this

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

Thanks!

The face of a true hero

full of bugs

WAIT just how often does this happen that we barely noticed?! Are opossums the cleaner wrasses of the forest?! And are ticks probably way worse now just thanks to decades of humans hating opossums for no reason???

I had no idea that animals would seek out possums for a tick cleaning, like how crocodiles sit with their mouths open for small birds to clean their teeth. That is so cool.

One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"

this guy knows what he’s about

Meeting a celebrity