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When I was in highschool I asked this girl I knew if she wanted to go see a play with me on the 14th and she kept trying to hold my hand even though I kept batting it away and I didn’t talk to her after the play because she kept annoying me and trying to touch me and then only just yesterday I realised I invited a girl to go see a romance play with me on Valentine’s Day.

For the record, I was not into her, I though we were just homies. Heterosexuality ruined some of my best friendships in highschool

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Knights of the Round Table

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watch them consider the worm

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She’s the only girl who matters

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It’s Christmas night. The festivities are over, and you walk into a neighboring dimension to unwind. You find me sitting at a piano that plays forwards and backwards at the same time, playing a Christmas song that doesn’t exist in your world.

Merry Christmas.

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What if humans are the only species with teeth?

Human: Struggling with wrapping on ration pack.

Alien: Do you require assistance human Andy?

Andy: (With a mouth full of plastic) Na I’ve got it.

Riiiiippppp

See?

Alien: Loses her shit.

*****

Alien looking at a caramel apple: Soooo you eat this?

Human: Yes we love them!

Alien: But they’re so hard. How do you consume them?

Human: Well yeah sometimes people do break teeth on them.

Alien: I’m sorry you can break your mouth bones on them but you eat them anyway!!??!

Human (Already biting into it): Mhuh.

*****

Evil alien: We have you now human!

Human: OH HELL NO YOU UGLY LITTLE SHITS YOU AINT GOT ME YOU THINK HUMANS ARE EASY TO KILL YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU…

Evil alien captain: Shut it up will you!

Evil alien: Yes sir OWWWW!

Evil alien captain: What just happened?!!? WHY IS THE HUMAN ESCAPING!!!?!!??

Evil alien: Humans have mouth bones.

Evil alien captain: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHY DO HUMANS HAVE MOUTH BONES??!!!!???

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human: yeah we had to invent cooking because our teeth are kinda small and useless. look *bares teeth*

alien, already disturbed by these peculiar soft endoshelled creatures: cool. cool. so uh just out of interest what do big, useful teeth look like?

-later-

alien, to her friends: AND THEN THEY SHOWED ME A THING CALLED A PET DOG AND I DID NOT LIKE IT

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someone show them a replica of a Smilodon fatalis skull

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One of my students wrote a very eloquent and well-researched paper for her english class about the unfair advantages and lack of accountability given to student athletes, and she specifically called out how much worse it is with football and basketball, and bruh. People are getting heated over this shit. She spoke nothing but the truth, and the football and basketball teams are PISSED — coaching staff included. Like she legit created a little controversy at our school by calling out the fact that athletics are prioritized over academics. WITH SOURCES.

And what’s funny is she played it smart — not only by giving herself some plausible deniability by writing it about high schools and colleges in general rather than just about our school, but also by calling out the worst sports specifically. She could have left it at ALL student athletes, but by explicitly stating that football and basketball are the worst perpetrators, she won all the other athletes to her side — golf, tennis, swimming, track. Instead of having all student athletes at her throat, she turned everyone against the basketball and football teams.

I’m so proud of her. Nobody listens to teachers when we bring up that half the football team is failing all their classes, but let a fellow student bring it up and everyone’s ready to riot.

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I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

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I had a dream where they made pickle Oreos. My sister and I tried them and o think they were drugs because we both became 17 years younger and we were bouncing around with moon physics, even though my mom was completely chill about it

#dreampai

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Takagi vs Takagi (Mommy) covers 1-5

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Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

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With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.

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SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON

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there’s also Coolors website that gives you randomized palettes!

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Don’t forget ColourLovers, either! It’s a social media-esque site where you can browse tons of palettes and share your own.

You can browse the most popular ones or search for certain colors, themes, and even specific hex codes!

When you find one you like, you can download a wallpaper swatch of it and also select the specific colors it uses to look at more palettes that use those same ones.

ColourLovers is my go-to for when I’m having trouble coming up with a color scheme! It’s also been around for over a decade, so there’s plenty to browse through.

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so my dad, who is something of a classic rap fan, came in while i was listening to music. he starts whining abotu how rappers today make no effort to enunciate and can hardly be understood. he goes on for like a 2 minute rant about how he doesn’t understand how i can listen to this and how i would be better off listening to music where they spoke more clearly

and i didn’t have the heart to tell him that he couldn’t understand it because it was Korean.

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So I recently bought a manga adaptation of The Nightmare Before Christmas and I’d just like to show yall a blessed image I found

JUST LOOK AT THIS SKELLY BOI!!!!!

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MOON Kickstarter!

For those that enjoyed my Inktober story, you can now support it on Kickstarter!

I’m trying my hardest to turn M O O N into a physical book! If you enjoy my work and my little moongirl, we’d really appreciate your support!♥

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Any and all support or spreading the word is greatly appreciated! And big thank you to everyone who’s supported already! ; - ;

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Nothing is as powerful as the eyeroll of a teenage girl who is wearing a Rolling stones T-shirt who is approached by some shitty old guy who thinks he knows everything and is probably pro life and a huge fuckin mysoginist and starts with, “Rolling stones, huh?” cause she just fuckin knows that she’s about to get a lecture about how she’s not old enough to listen to them, and “if you like the logo you should at least listen to some of their music. Name 3 songs.” and she’s sick because this happens every time she wears a rolling stones shirt and she’s heard it a million times since she was 11. no one ever asks which album is her favorite, no one ever recommends other bands like them that she might like, no one even just says, “nice shirt.” they all just want to offer their shitty opinion and it’s always the same shitty opinion.

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