Shit that’s happened at my job because my manager Steve has immense amounts of chaotic energy
-an alarm on a toner was placed so bad and Steve said “that’s some 200 iq bullshit someone’s mother needs to be slapped”
-threw alpha boxes at the wall then said “damn these things are durable”
-found a workout band and shot it across the store. Proceeded to lean out of the door and look at me “you saw nothing.”
-threw said workout band at Tuan yelling “NINJA!”
-when we closed and all were leaving to the back he got up and yelled “alright who wants to get hit” and readied the band. He had a lot of fun with that
-Holton over the radio “it’s quiet” Steve replies “I know” then SCREAMS and said “better?”
-when I finished my training really fast he said I did a “good ol fashioned Nintendo speedrun”
-I asked Tuan for help, he did so, then said “if you need anything else let me know” Steve cheekily said “he said that to all the girls” then they started fighting which divulged into them jokingly threatening to kill each other
-on my first day of work Steve came to the counter and pretended to be an angry customer yelling about paper being the wrong price saying shit like “Dont fuck with me bro, dont fuck with me”
-Antoine was vacuuming the floor and sucked up a straw. He sucked it up on accident. I walked over to the office to ask a question as this happened and Steve just yelled “CHEW HIM OUT KRIS” and I was like “oh god what did he do.” “Jackass sucked up a straw” he brought him in the office and sarcastically showed him he can take out the bottom part to get the straw out, he didn’t need to cut it out. So Antoine went back to vacuuming and you could hear him suck up something large again and Steve screamed “ANTOINE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. I CAN HEAR THAT SHIT”
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