little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

I sense that somewhere a machine is being built to hurt me

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about

I don't think the reactionary acceleration of the countries at the top of the imperialist chain was orchestrated and solely caused through emails between epstein, the guy who founded /pol/ and maxwell's reddit moderation positions. the historical movement of societies and the economic relations underneath are greater than any businessman with connections

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

um. cut him in half

hate it when i’ve almost 100%-ed my water and the waitress comes over to reset my progress

it sickens me that there are so many men that simply never engage with anything made by women and they don't question it and they aren't questioned about it. they don't listen to music by women or read books written by women or watch movies written and directed by women or stop to look at paintings by women at museums and they're just allowed to go thru life never considering women as artists with no challenge or criticism whatsoever. meanwhile as a woman it's impossible to escape the male artistic point of view

The bus is never coming because I don’t deserve it

hi my name is five pm and im coming to you live from night time