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I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

“Preußens Gloria,” or “Prussia’s Glory” is the song being played

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

you serve the drink, they take a sip. it ticks down to 98% and they whisper “oh thank god”

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way