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"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day