I'm here so I could sleep at night

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

#oh that is KEY #it’s enemies-to-lovers not ‘just some upsetting person-to-lovers’ #they have to Matter to you in one specific direction of which the polarity gets flipped #the other one is also a thing but it’s a different Thing #enemies to lovers is based on them being the most important person in the room - it's just that the reason inverts

Please retire the "we are made of stardust" phrase I am so tired of it

Stars are made of flesh

I change my mind bring back the original phrase

The rat said this

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

What the fuck? You mean I have to walk an entire mile in this idiot who I hate’s shoes? This sucks

I just love that multiple people not only thought “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

you know other people have probably articulated this better than i can, but honestly, on some level, transphobes don't actually see gender as something that is biological and innate, and they do have a concept of people who are outside of the gender binary - they just don't see that as a valid identity, but as a punishment. in their eyes, you can fail at being a man or a woman, and you can fail so badly that you are not seen as any gender at all, but you are not allowed to claim this as an actual identity, you are not allowed to intentionally express yourself that way, you are not allowed to enjoy it. gender is something that is given to you and taken from you, and you're not supposed to have any choice in the matter. your options are supposed to be to conform, or to be dehumanized. they don't want you to be able to choose anything else.

I think this nails it.

‘A good tragedy is always both preventable and inevitable’ is one of my main hills to die on. It’s literally so important to me. I’m fucking correct