do it be farting

*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

Kill cops

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s funny how you all act like you are woke and support Bernie Sanders when he openly declared that he would start Undertale by playing through Genocide run on his Twitch channel

Is… Is this real?

Yeah :/

I really don’t think it is? I cant find the actual tweet, only the pic of the tweet which is really easy to fake. same with that “screen capture” :/

It’s real though?

Trust me, it’s real

The tweets fake tho it was circling around a couple months ago as a joke so ur gonna need more than that

No, it’s real

Even if it was real, it’s a fucking video game lmao, who cares how Bernie Sanders supposedly plays a video game? Just because you play the Genocide route in Undertale doesn’t mean you’re actually for genocide or some shit irl lol You cannot base your perception of someone’s morality off of how they play a video game.

I will not forgive Bernie for killing Toriel

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

#this game is rated m

Everyone in this photoset is at least in their 30s.

Isn’t Elan Sleazebaggano that human trying to get to mars?

Fucking THANK YOU

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

comparing gandalf vs dumbledore is childish but not bc “it’s pointless to argue about such things, everyone can like who they want” or some little bitch shit like that but because gandalf is so many leagues beyond anything dumbledore could ever hope to have achieved that it’s like why even bother. why even attempt

gandalf is (literally.) an angel and he knows how to smoke and party. the only thing that could take him down was a literal demon and even then he just resurrected stronger than ever before with some sexy new clothes. dumbledore lost to a chemistry professor

Correction. Dumbledore was horrifically maimed by a cursed ring that was slowly poisoning his body like a chunk of uranium. He basically begged Snape to grant him a mercy killing so that Voldemort couldn’t have true control of the elder wand. The elder wand can only be truly wielded by the one who murdered the previous wielder. If he died from the poison the Tom Riddle would win. And Snape was extra clever. He stole Draco Malfoy’s wand (giving Snape the right to use it), killed Dumbledore, and then more or less allowed Draco to steal the wand back, there by making Malfoy the rightful owner of the elder wand and granting Harry part ownership because he stole and used Draco’s wand. Beautiful plot manipulation on paper but convoluted in practice.

didn’t read this. dumbledore lost to an incel

ummm country roads?? take me home????

to the place??? i belong????

reblog to summon John Brown from beyond the grave so his skeleton corpse can raid ICE concentration camps and off every reactionary inside