Black Is My Happy Color

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

This could have been me in another better world, drawing with my friendses

You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

And baseball players 👍🏻

if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself

this weekend my trans best friend of 12 years got gay married. it's beautiful in the sun. i love you all

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.