Stuff

I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”

Your comment just made me cry laughing

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

LMAO YOU DROIPPED YOUR DICK MAN

😅😅😅

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

holy fuck….. guys reblog for good luck!!!!!!!!!! after i reblogged this i got a cheque in the mail for $59028498 trust me it works!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

*tips eraser* m’lead-y

This is GOLD

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

what’s the top???

this is more a tits out kind of look