Foolish and Furious

As a dual citizen of both the USA and the UK, I seem to have now reached a stage where I'm just mixing and matching measurement systems based on whatever happens to pop into my brain first. I'm drinking from a 500ml bottle of water right now. That's 1/4th of the 64oz of water I should ideally drink per day. I'll need to set my oven to 190°C later when I make dinner. It's 79°F outside today. This is fine, I guess.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

Number Three is ready to kill

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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It’s Mac’s birthday. He was approximately 2 when we got him, and we’ve had this lovely, loud little guy for 10 years now. Happy 12th birthday, Macready!