Squish Says: Squillz

I fucking miss Uncle Phil man 😥🤧

I miss the freedom TV shows had in the 90s to do random shit like this. 

I hate the storylines to gay Porn so much but I’m a hypocrite because if I were in this very situation he would probably get me to cheat.

Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy

Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day

Thank you bartender tumblr

Tequila makes my clothes fall off

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

When you don’t pay Tom Nook back soon enough

straight boys that make homoerotic jokes piss me off it’s like do you want a blowjob or no

These things are so important to learn.

this is where they decided he was uncircumcised

where they decided w hat

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

i’m mark hamill

The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything

This still fucking cracks me up