What Even Are Sports

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

listening to straight women talk about their boyfriends is insane. it's never a normal story

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care