Floria. Neutral good bard/alchemist. Bi-ish demi-everything woman-shaped being of the world (she/her). Lacto-veg carbohydrate enthusiast. Adult: old enough to have seen Spice World in theaters. Weird Girl NOS. Frivolous in an analytical sort of way. Way too fond of bad puns. I support public libraries, bully breeds, and the Oxford Comma. The Moral High Ground is no substitute for doing right by people. I mostly blog about silly fandom things, cute animals, and my army of OCs, with occasional forays into more serious topics. Most of what I put up is work safe, and I tag what isn't. I don't normally use trigger warnings unless I'm discussing something with a fair amount of depth or detail, and I don't usually warn for phobias. But if you want/need me to warn for something specific, *please* let me know! (The Angry Marsupials in question are a reference to the Civil Internet Discourse Tasmanian Devils macros I made a while back.)
Constantly torn between "keep my mouth shut and risk people thinking I dislike them" and "participate in the conversation and risk my words getting away from me and saying something unprofessional" at work.
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From the University of Kentucky’s Art Museum, William Welsh’s grand painting Burlesque Queen (1941) … I like the University’s official description: “She wears her corpulence—and skimpy costume—with confidence and ease.“
In distant lands full of wild landscapes and unfamiliar people, a wilderness guide is an explorer’s best friend. While they lack the advanced mystical abilities of druids or the combat skill of rangers, wilderness guides are skilled at survival, pathfinding, frontier diplomacy, and assisting their companions.
Class Skills: A wilderness guide loses Disable Device and Sleight of Hand and gains Handle Animal and Survival.
Weapon and Armor Proficiencies: Wilderness guides are proficient with all simple weapons, shortbows, handaxes and throwing axes, and machetes. They are proficient with light armor.
Nature Magic: A wilderness guide casts spells from the druid and ranger spell lists as a hunter of her investigator level, except her casting stat is Intelligence instead of Wisdom. This replaces alchemy.
Inspiration: A wilderness guide can use inspiration for free on Survival checks but not Spellcraft checks. This alters inspiration.
Pathfinding: A wilderness guide gains a bonus equal to half her level to Survival checks to follow tracks, avoid natural hazards or avoid getting lost. This replaces trapfinding.
Toxin Lore: A wilderness guide understands the hazards of the natural world and how to protect herself and her allies. A Level 2 wilderness guide can spend one minute attempting a Knowledge (Nature) check equal to the poison’s DC to identify a natural poison or venom (either by examining the source of the poison or a creature affected by it) and may spend one minute and a Profession (Herbalist) or Heal check either to neutralize one dose of it, or give herself and a number of allies equal to her intelligence bonus a +4 bonus to saving throws against this type of poison for one hour. She can use Knowledge (Nature) instead of Heal to treat poison. This alters poison lore.
Traveler’s Endurance: At 2nd level a wilderness guide gains a +2 bonus to saving throws and Constitution checks against fatigue and the effects of hot and cold environments. These bonuses increase to +4 at 5th level and +6 at 8th level. At 11th level, the wilderness guide becomes immune to fatigue and gains the benefit of a constant endure elements spell. This replaces poison resistance.
Frontier Diplomacy: A 3rd level wilderness guide can attempt Diplomacy checks to improve the attitudes of intelligent beings with whom she has no common language. She can also use Linguistics checks to attempt to communicate in the absence of a shared language - DC 15 for basic concepts, DC 20 for more complicated or abstract ones, DC 25 for a real conversation. A successful Sense Motive check at the same DC from her conversation partner gives her a +2 bonus on the check. This replaces trap sense.
Provisioner: When a 4th level wilderness guide makes a Survival check to provide food and water, she can provide food and water for an additional number of creatures equal to her Intelligence bonus. This replaces swift alchemy.
Investigator Talents: As well as the usual pool of investigator talents, a wilderness guide may select the following options:
Terrain Mastery (as the rogue talent), Camouflage (as the rogue talent), Philologist (as the rogue talent), Woodland Stride (as the ranger ability - must be at least 7th level), Inspire Competence (as a bard of half their investigator level), Animal Friend (as the animal speaker bard ability), Expert Explorer (as the feat), Xenoglossy (as the feat), Altitude Affinity (as the feat), Animal Ally (as the feat - must be at least 4th level), Live Off the Land (as the feat), Rhabdomancy (as the feat), Insightful Advice (as the feat), Wild Empathy (as a druid of half their investigator level)
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My boyfriend was on lunch duty at his school yesterday and a little boy came up to him and asked him about his tattoos. When he got to the one of Bigfoot getting beamed up by aliens, the boy said “Were you born in Seattle?” And my boyfriend goes “……yes?” And the little boy knowingly goes “yeah I can tell”
This template can be added to any creature with the Animal type.
Abilities: +2 to Charisma. Domesticated animals are more social than their wild kin.
Diminished Weaponry: A domesticated animal's natural weapons deal damage as if they were one size category smaller.
Easy To Train: Handle Animal checks made to train or influence domesticated animals gain a +4 bonus. Trained domesticated animals gain one bonus trick.
Special Purpose: Some domesticated animals are bred for a specific type of work. Select one. Skill bonuses stack with bonuses that apply to all animals of their species.
Companion: The animal gains an additional +2 to Charisma and 1/day can grant a +2 morale bonus to all saving throws or skill checks for one minute.
Assistant: The animal gains additional skill points equal to their intelligence score x their hit dice, and gains a +4 bonus on rolls made to aid another.
Guide: The animal gains a +4 bonus on Perception checks and can make Perception checks to aid another.
Bodyguard: The animal gains a +2 bonus to initiative and gains Bodyguard and In Harm's Way as bonus feats.
Security: The animal gains a +4 bonus to initiative and Perception.
Fighter: The animal loses the Diminished Weaponry special quality and gains +2 to initiative.
Tracker: The animal gains ranks in Survival equal to their hit dice and a +4 bonus to Survival checks to track by scent.
Herder: The animal gains ranks in Handle Animal equal to their hit dice and a +4 bonus to Handle Animal checks against livestock and other domestic animals.
Draft: The animal's strength counts as 4 points higher for determining carrying capacity, and they gain Endurance as a bonus feat.
Racer: The animal's base speed increases by 10 feet and they gain the Run feet.
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As someone who lives in the middle of a rainforest I don't think solar power is a panacea, but it does seem particularly well-suited to extra demands on the grid during heat waves.
This tropical broadleaf evergreen tree bears large collective fruit similar to a jackfruit or durian. The fruit has a tough outer skin, slightly stringy flesh, and large seeds. Meatfruit can be eaten raw or cooked, but most humanoids prefer it cooked. The cooked fruit has an appetizing aroma reminiscent of fried onions and chicken broth, and a mild but pleasant savory taste. The seeds can be roasted and eaten like peanuts, or pressed for cooking oil.
Meatfruit is a miracle plant - at least to Gruhasthans. During his life as a mortal, Gruhastha taught at a monastery in the depths of the Vudran jungle. When a local druid with a tiger companion visited the monastery, the vegetarian monks had nothing suitable to feed the tiger. Gruhastha blessed one of the monastery's fruit trees with the ability to produce food suitable for carnivores, and this tree became the first meatfruit tree. Meatfruit flesh is rich in protein, while the seeds are higher in fat. If peeled and processed carefully, the skin of the fruit can be used to make parchment or as a substitute for fine leather in glovemaking and bookbinding. A full-grown meatfruit tree can produce enough fruit to feed two large carnivores every day while the fruit is ripe.
Meatfruit is suitable for consumption by any carnivorous or omnivorous creature, although humanoids generally prefer it well-seasoned. A drought-tolerant variety, locally known as the "long pork tree," is popular with the ghouls of Geb who live in remote areas without a reliable supply of corpses or humanoid prey. The ghouls usually ferment their meatfruit with dried fish or more sinister additives to develop a stronger flavor.
Rumors state that the meatfruit tree, with its blend of vegetable and animal qualities, was one of the foundation organisms in the complex magico-horticultural breeding project that eventually created the Ghorans.
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