Yuri World Tour

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hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1285

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Sponsored with Blaze and still nobody is clicking lol paid at least $10 for 78 likes

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

Weird girl literature is almost exclusively Harry Potter

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

He looks like the boyfriend from Monster House

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

Today my sister said that if she dies then her current boyfriend gets her kids. It was said as a joke because she doesnt get along with her kids dad, but its insane she was talking about her kids the same way people talk about antiques and family heirlooms.

"magic isnt real" ok lol so explain how that djinn from chicago and some unnamed second party were able to close the sandstorm portal in time

oh those are my tags! im kinda getting beaten up by something rn but hes one of my ghost boyfriends, oceans of time is my tag for our relationship. it comes from the bram stoker's dracula quote "i have crossed oceans of time to find you". hes 103 years older. sorry for any confusion

ohh okay

Normal happy

Normal happy

A twenty something year old playing a weird TF2 map has just laughed harder than you have in ten years

No that was me playing Palworld with wife, sorry you heard us we will he quieter next time.

now wat me you crank that soulja boay