I want to play a game~

alright we all have to be honest with ourselves here: in the saw universe, is “jigsaw trap” a common bdsm scene setup. and if so how far is it taken. can you buy a prop circular saw at a sex shop. do people commission their own saw trap tapes for pleasure. was jigsaw someone’s sexual awakening. and will all of this be addressed in saw xi (which is x rated) or will I receive a strongly worded letter from lionsgate telling me to stop.

drinking out of a puddle of rusty water post-saw trap because it’s not like you’re gonna get MORE tetanus

you say this like drinking rust water has been a lifelong dream of yours and fear of tetanus is the only thing that's been stopping you

@shittysawtraps

jigsaw apprentice here! this is actually a common misconception. the blades on the wheel actually cause you to be a better driver, because you’ll be more careful driving if you’re worried about hurting yourself. additionally, you’ll also learn a valuable moral lesson about that thing you did that one time. you know the one. happy driving!

finally getting home from a saw trap and checking your phone to find a venmo request for $50 from @j_gsaw labeled “trap costs”

jigsaw definitely took your phone so he could see your venmo @ so he could send the request, so why didn’t he just send the money when he was doing that? because he’s not a bad person like you, roy

saw universe gamergate rant video complaining that jigsaw has gotten too woke because his main apprentice is a woman

the future of the trapping people to participate in brutal games industry is fucked. what next, a gay woman? a gay man? a man who’s looksmaxxing? woke has gone too far

Funniest time for Amanda to announce she's gay let's be real

failing a saw trap and as the life drains from your body you hear the oompa loompas come out and start singing

how was my weekend? ah, actually, i got put in a saw trap. yeah… luckily it was minor. chewed too loudly in a restaurant near john kramer, so i had to extract my own wisdom teeth. bloody stuff, you know? i mean i needed them out anyway, just would have preferred to do it with non-rusty tools. yeah i had to go get a tetanus shot. huge pain in the ass. luckily this was on saturday and i had all of sunday to recuperate so i could come into work today. i don’t think being saw trapped is covered under FMLA and i’m all out of sick time so i would have been shit out of luck. but that’s life. anyway how was your weekend? oh, you went to the planetarium? that’s pretty cool.

[having escaped the planetarium saw trap but not wanting to go into detail] yeah

this is why we need to be more open, people. statistically, someone you love has narrowly escaped a saw trap, but is afraid to talk about it with you due to embarrassment. they may feel that they are a bad person for being saw trapped in the first place. by talking openly about the saw traps that we have struggled with, we can normalize this very common experience, and your loved ones will feel safe to share their astronomically-themed near death experiences with you in turn. that is how we defeat jigsaw– not with violence, but with open and honest communication. #mentalhealth

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new saw movie that’s just john on a therapist’s couch recapping his latest traps, bitterly reflecting on his own legacy and whether his pursuit to make people value what they have is ironically making him lose focus on what he has in his relationship with amanda. and then the therapist says, “uh you know doctor-patient confidentiality doesn’t apply if you’re thinking about hurting someone else, right?” and he has to very quickly throw together a trap for the therapist to cover his own ass.

everyone’s asking who is jigsaw, but nobody’s asking HOW is jigsaw. and also nobody’s asking where john kramer’s therapist went.

slop thing is good though

@shittysawtraps

if i saw this person i would physically be unable to stop myself from getting kyle camden archvillan drawn in a saw trap. and yes i am aware that that would mean pulling up a picture of the cover art of a 2010 middle grade supervillain book in public. but i am willing to take the social hit.

Jigsaw is the villain from SAW. jigsaw. It’s not “Jingle caps” even though that’s what I just said out loud to someone.

john kramer would be the worst person to get stoned with like sure he’s got a medical marijuana prescription in 2004 but he’s going to get you wizard high and then whip out the jigsaw voice changer and start asking you if you really still believe you’re a good person after everything you’ve done. and then he won’t even pay you back for the pizza.

“hello mark, i’d like to play a game. the joint you’re smoking has been laced with a neurotoxin, and the antidote is– nah i’m just fucking with you hoffman, turn on mystery science theater.”

crawling out of your saw trap to find a payment processor asking if you'd like to tip jigsaw 10%, 15%, 20%, custom, or nothing.

stop spreading the myth that jigsaw is always watching you and will put you in a saw trap if you do something bad. john kramer is old. anything bad you do past 9pm is a freebie.

Cancer fucked him up bad, I dunno if the club would've been the right environment for him though