*SavvyDabbyDoo*

You play boardgames? That's cool (as long as everyone involved in consenting)! I support consensual boardgameing! Consenting adults should be allowed to play boardgames in the privacy of their own home! I like to practice ethical boardgaming with as many partners as the game's box recommends!

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

official linguistics post

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable