the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

Your twitchy and unsteady hands are NOT from an excessive consumption of sugar and caffiene. You come from a bloodline that traces back to mighty sorcerers, your nerves are less suited for activities like surgery and more for the swift and sporadic movements needed to cast spells.

I’m trying to picture what it’d look like if it was made in the 90′s but i just can’t

IIRC part of the reason it didn’t get picked up back then was that the networks didn’t want doof and perry to be part of the show.

True. Networks usually loved the idea but thought the show was too complicated to greenlight with the intersecting A and B plots.

I lost my wallet. It is in my apartment

Okay

hey? shoutout to cumin. fucking love those funky little seeds theyve done so much for us

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

need you to be not so toughies on me.

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

hold on i'm busy i'll have to check what you said in a minute

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

Our honest government surveillance vs their deceptive spying

"hahaha a woman is a plane" but you get the point, right? you get the point of the original post? that trans women of color and poor trans women don't survive?

fake geek girl accusations have always been stupid and misogynistic and racist but the absurdity is really Highlighted when it's megan. megan thee stallion. lying about liking anime for men's approval. to impress whom, jeffrey? tyler, is megan thee stallion so worried about attracting you that she's faking her interests in her own songs? her own chart-topping songs? hunter, are you feeling ok? preston? zachary, do you need a cold wash cloth? how many fingers am i holding up austin

Ok but the Smith one is hilarious Dad our movie sucked ass get the fuck away from me

Fs for the USA

explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger