You're the Spiderman... From Youtube

Why healing wound so itchy if itching wound while healing so bad????????

gril chee :3

gril chee :3

gril chee :3

gril chee :3

gril chee :3

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

She Lethal on my Company till I YIPPEE!!

howl’s moving castle is first and foremost a comedy because sophie breaks into howl’s house and nearly kills the only thing keeping him alive and he’s just like wow can’t believe i scored a girlboss

sometimes you just gotta pokemon stadium nidoqueen your tiddies

Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma

We should start keeping track of how many of the OPs of these posts suddenly disappear

r u threatening me

I'm concerned about you and how much blood you have left

would u like some?

permission to remove all variations of the word “raw” from tumblrs vocabulary?

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except you gordon ramsay anything for you gordon ramsay

:)

Hey now those (your big brown eyes) are some dangerous weapons you got there be careful where you aim those things

someone help me my girlfriend will not stop saying “democracy dies in darkness” in a daffy duck voice she’ll like drop something in the kitchen and instantly go “democrathy dieth in darkneth”