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THE AD IS GONE

Reblog this if your sanity is being assaulted by an obnoxiously large video ad for an Amazon Prime Video series called ‘The Boys’

Seriously, that stupid video is fucking huge and I hate it and I will DEFINITELY never watch the show because of it.

I wish MY life was going according to keikaku

does a string of words ever enter your mind and you’re like “man this definitely has the potential be a popular tumblr post if i had several thousand followers but since i don’t it’s just going to sound vaguely annoying”

for reference i am not asking to ever have more tumblr followers. you guys just reblog the dumbest shit

just realized we can’t use “go outside” as an insult anymore

actually,

omg how do introverts do this. fuck you for real

reblog with your coronavirus hyperfixation of choice

If I could go back in time and stop myself from consuming just (1) piece of media I’d stop myself from watching that first episode of Sherlock because it’s been an entire decade since it’s aired and yet every single time I try to plug my phone charger in and miss my brain is still just like, “Sorry mom and dad, but according to BenDetect CumberSleuth I’m apparently an alcoholic.”