Rip Dragon Age

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

#you have to know the rules so you can break them with intention and precision#otherwise your work will never be truly transformative

literally the first step in jazz is to get the original piece down, that's the only way you can riff in a way that works

social media sites need to start adding a specific 'don't show me any more Harry potter content' button

I think it's fun that the titular dragons of Dragon Age ARE mysteriously coming back from extinction, but that is (1) never explained and (2) never plot relevant. It's like if during a major apocalyptic event, you just randomly started seeing dodos again. like hey that's neat. anyways

So the game was great but also bad. So like every other dragon age game that has ever existed.

Unfortunately, I fear there are aspects of bad that are nigh unforgivable.