friends bromans countrymen

burn down cicero’s house again

Absolve my debts and say hi to your wife for me

oh okay so when Caesar gets stabbed it’s a tragedy and and a whole thing and everyone remembers 2000 years later but when I get VIOLENTLY MURDERED on the ROAD MY ANCESTOR BUILT-

All you got was a curia fire. I'm sorry man

you gotta like…. put the fun in ‘funeral speech’

I knew we should have killed you too

Sorry, Cassius, I should have listened to you.

wow way to kill the fun, guys

GNAEUS POMPEIUS I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU BREAKING YOUR OWN LAWS

What’s the point of unlimited extralegal authority if you’re not going to have a little fun with it?

Rule #1 of breaking the law is have fun and be yourself

What Could Possibly go wrong if I utilize gang violence,

I Didn’t Kill Publius Clodius Pulcher but I Sure Am Glad That He’s Dead a novel by Marcus Tullius Cicero

YOU’RE DOING AMAZING, SWEETIE!

be a woman who takes no thought for spinning or housekeeping

let that woman train you to listen to badass women

If you’re a high ranking political official who happens to be into powerful politically minded women and you never go anywhere without your wife by your side? You’re valid.

every other paragraph in my textbook is like “antony’s behavior here is puzzling” “we have no clue why antony would do this” i love him so much

just assume he was absolutely drunk 90% of the time

Can confirm, I'm incomprehensible

Cocktavian

COCKTAVIANUS

I mean "eight anuses" really fits his personality

Cocktavian

COCKTAVIANUS

Get banned from your boyfriend’s house. Ignore said ban.

Oh no! Why did you get banned? Sounds very tragic being banned from bf house

I’m a “"bad influence”“ and ”“dishonorable company”“ so his father says

well @cicerosuggestion says that I’M the bad influence so what is the truth 🤔

Were both bad?

be garlanded with flowers like a victorious wrestler in honor of your great political strategy

They really bring out your eyes

@antonysuggestions @clodiussuggestion the third member of the disaster populares squad has arrived

GAIUS CURIO MY FRIEND AND ALLY WILL YOU PLEASE help me come up with a strategy to avoid being convicted of sacrilege for the Bona dea scandal

CURIO MAN I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU. LET'S GET SMASHED

be named either gaius or marcus

this is lucius erasure

My mother hit all the bases naming her sons Gaius, Lucius, and Marcus