hearts are breaking and wars are raging on

Blessed post

This is the first thing you see when you get into Heaven

Bob Ross is taking the photo in a Marie Kondo shirt

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

The colour alignment implies that the littlest brother is gonna eat the oldest brother’s phone

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

Maybe we should find people who are good at driving and give them really big cars, and then people can just pay a small fee to be driven around the city. Maybe in a regular loop so people always know where they'll be at certain times of the day.

But what if those really big cars were also really long and fast?

And what if they ran on electricity? But what to call them?

Fantabulous Looping Electromnibus!

Only female mosquitoes drink blood….. are you really going to use bug spray? Like a fucking misogynist?

they hate to see a girlbug winning

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive