im just minding my business frl

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

if you are in your late 20's or early 30's you are finally beginning to experience a true sense of separation and alienation from youth culture and to natural identify more with other adults as your peers, and that's a normal part of being an adult and moving into that stage of your life, and you MUST recognize it as such and resist the ancient Joker's Trick that is the urge to jump to the conclusion that nothing has changed about you and it is instead the children that have gotten weirder.

dragon bf that takes you to his cave, picks you up, then lays you on his pile of gold and jewels and says you’re his greatest treasure

and then he fucks you?

yeah and then he fucks you

was listening to an npr story about adult loneliness and the difficulties behind making friends during adulthood and the researcher said that a mind boggling 12% of adults actually identify as having “no friends at all” and that loneliness is actually found to be a DIRECT cause of death, and is actually worse for your health than poor diet lack of exercise or smoking. that is why it is critical, internet lesbians, that we all be besties

I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.