lap dog

telling your friends you love them is not weird and should never be considered so

whatever rural area you’re thinking of is also part of history. it is not a timeless, empty landscape. yes, even that one.

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

More sitcoms should be 99% like normal but have occasional shots at night where there are multiple moons or ringed planets on the horizon, which either implies different cosmological phenomena happened during the development of the Earth or that the planet the show takes place on coincidentally developed the exact same as Earth but is located in a different solar system

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

To love someone is to attend a thousand births of who they're becoming