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Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.
Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.
One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme
Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!
Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the character’s shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

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Isaac Newton invented the cat flap, and Thomas Jefferson invented the swivel chair. And Tom Lehrer invented the jell-o shot.
The line between madness and genius is incredibly thin and some people still try to push that further.
Tom Lehrer on the other hand just liked to jump back and forth over it and then gaslight people that tried to tell him he'd pushed it to far into believing it was actually genius and not madness at all.
Which is a fairly unique kind of greatness many lack
I love his wiki bio.
The copyist arrived at the last minute with the parts and passed them out to the band ... And there was no title on it, and there was no lyrics. And so they ran through it, "What a pleasant little waltz" ... And the engineer said, "'Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,' take one," and the piano player said, "What?" and literally fell off the stool.
nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.
So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"
Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here
So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work
Y'know, I absolutely can't fucking stand AI chatbot customer service bots, but I've gotta say, they make me appreciate the human representatives even more than I already did. It's weird how actually having to pester the bot into giving you a person mentally emphasizes that, yes, there is a human on the other end of this chatbox, you are making a connection with a real person who is doing a real person job. It hasn't really changed how I interact with them, because that's something I've always tried to keep in mind, but it does make it more prominent in my head.
And I'm also inclined to be a bit more patient than usual, because, you know, now these poor folks have to deal with the AI's fuckups along with all the other usual shit. If the bots are annoying to customers, I can only imagine how frustrating they are for the customer service reps.
Also the poor reps had to deal with people's problems before, but now they have to deal with people who have problems AND have been fighting an infuriating chat bot for half an hour.
just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

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this lab safety training module is sending me
I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience
this lab safety training module is sending me
I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience
doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.
Well-worn joke by this point but I still wanted to draw it. XD

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"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"