Loki Lover

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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We all know that The Russo Brothers along with the casts are trying heart and soul to keep us away from the spoilers and they’re constantly telling (or requesting) us not to give away any spoilers. But we all know that some people are going to do this anyway, so if you want to avoid spoilers (which you should actually) you can do —

1) Mute the spoiler related tags (or words on other social medias)

2) Add ‘Spoiler Free Account’ in your bio.

3) STAY . AWAY . FROM . THE . INTERNET . UNTIL . YOU . WATCH . THE . MOVIE .

3) But if you REALLY WANT to post spoilers, then —

i) DON’T.

ii) IF YOU STILL WANT TO THEN DO NOT POST ANY PICTURES/ VIDEOS/ GIF SET BECAUSE THE FIRST THING A USER SEES IS THE PICTURE/ VIDEO/ GIF SET.

iii) ADD ‘INFINITY WAR SPOILERS’ OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THE TAGS. SO THAT PEOPLE CAN AVOID SPOILERS.

iv) ADD ‘SPOILER ALERT’ OR ‘INFINITY WAR SPOILER’ AS THE TITLE OF YOUR POST.

v) ADD ‘THIS ACCOUNT CONTAINS INFINITY WAR SPOILER’ OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN YOUR BIO’

Let me tell you one thing, every cast and crew of ‘Avengers : Infinity War’ wants this movie to be a top secret. So if you post any spoilers or spoil the movie or even a scene of 3 seconds to ANYONE, consider that you’re disrespecting and disappointing the whole cast and crew of IW and MCU and you DO NOT want that, now do you? So be a good fan, and DO NOT spoil a single second of the movie.

Remember that —

Thanos Demands Your Silence

Thank you very much.

Also,, I’m gonna cross tag because I want EVERYONE to know and be aware of this. So don’t come at me hating and all. Everyone NEEDS to read this post. So share this as much as you can.

ALSO SOME HEADS UPS—

1. IF YOU WANNA POST SPOILER THEN PUT ‘ENDGAME SPOILER’ BOTH AT THE TOP AND BOTTOM OF THE TWEET

2. DO NOT SEE THE COMMENTS UNDER ANY OF THE TWEETS, INSTAGRAM POSTS OR YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT ARE POSTED BY MARVEL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE MOST LIKELY TO COMMENT SPOILERS THERE