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dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Tip: a Princess is a type of Girl with an immunity to the Spoiled status effect. it is impossible to Spoil a Princess due to her already deserving endless Treats.

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

instead of saying "the consequences of my procrastination are gonna catch up to me and i'm gonna be completely fucked" try saying "i got that sunny bunny feeling"

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

horse therians exist so trans girls who never got to be horse girls as kids can have that experience as adults