GO TEAM VENTURE!

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

i chose to sever my connection with the divine by drinking diet coke

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob