in andrew's spare time

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

This was always a favorite.

I want these back and forth tweets to be featured in textbooks

We ALL wish it were that easy

lms if u have naturally curly/wavy hair and it kinda just does whatever it wants and it looks best when you wash it and let it air dry and you wash it and its soft and bouncy and pretty but u go to sleep and its smushed and nothing u do can bring it back because its flat curly and u just gotta wash it again to make it look good does someone understand

Yes to all of this

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are