Prissy Boy

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

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If I see 1 more person call Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie black cat & golden retriever energy I'm gonna grrrr because that is obviously an Orange Cat and a Springer Spaniel

i love that shane's whole emotional experience of heated rivalry is just him being like why is he mean to me then nice to me then mean to me then nice to me then really nice to me then really mean to me then nice to me in a way that bewilders & disconcerts me so much it briefly turns me heterosexual. and then he's mean to me again. oh it's because he's scared. yay! i can work with scared. i intend to marry him

í don't give a SHIT about the economy I wanna LEARN EVERYTHING and MASTURBATE FOREVER

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO BE WELL-FED AND WELL-RESTED

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive