that's the story of the tucks. the end.

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

ever engage with a media you really really liked and thought you were going to become obsessed with but it doesn’t quite lodge itself into your brain at the correct angle and you can just brush fingertips with the version of yourself from the alternate reality where it completely corrupted your every waking thought

you have to release yourself from the pressure of writing Blorbo from Your Shows in your fics because that's literally impossible. instead you are writing Your Portrayal of Blorbo. everyone has different interpretations and headcanons and focuses on different things when writing characters and that's beautiful.

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

no more "wise lesbian who just exists in the story to give sage advice to her gay friend about getting with another man" trope. its time for "lesbian who THINKS she's wise giving what she THINKS is sage advice but she is wrong. she is wrong. she is wrong. this is the worst advice anyone has ever seen, holy shit, how do you live like this? and suddenly her friend realizes he's gained a whole new understanding of why her love life is such an active dumpster fire at any given time"

you could just do whatever back then

one crucial thing abt the bat kids that ppl seem to forget is that before they were adopted every single one was an only child

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

Yes. Absolutely. 100%. No notes. Flawless.