The Satire System

hi!! we are an 18 year old endogenic willogenic system!

call us satire, collectively, or ‘diamond’ to refer to the hosts

use she/it pronouns if not addressing a particular headmate

feel free to follow! we cant follow/interact back because our mainblog is ran by white diamond (🥥) who won’t let us, but we can comment and reblog and all of that :)

this blog is primarily ran by the two hosts, blue 🫐and yellow 🍋!

every headmate we have is sourced from steven universe!

blue kins/ids with Mycena interrupta mushrooms- if any flag/term maker sees this PLEASE if youd be willing to make any terms!

our theming and terms

our headmate list

shes beginning to sound like one of those sysmeds with all this talk of trauma trauma trauma

the diamond authority

white diamond 🥥 she/her — overseer

yellow diamond 🍋 she/they/it +neos — host

blue diamond 🫐 she/it/they +neos — host

pink diamond 🍒 she/her — persecutor, in denial of the system, mistakenly thinks we have trauma (she wont be posting here)

ruby 🥀 — bodyguard for sapphire

sapphire 🌊 — school/work headmate

amethyst 🪻— social headmate

pearl 🐚 — apathetic headmate

gems - headmates

fusions - cofronting

diamonds - ‘main’ or leading alters

quartz (or rubies) - protectors

sapphires - academic headmates

lapis lazulis - headspace creators

the nursery - where headmates form

shards - headmates that arent fully formed yet