Iām p
Yes Iām
Yes hmmms ow
Eh
Tnhk
Tumblr wouldnāt let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Show & Tell

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Iām p
Yes Iām
Yes hmmms ow
Eh
Tnhk
Tumblr wouldnāt let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)
i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

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Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.
has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting āzuccedā aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like āhe got unalived by a pew pewā were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isnāt corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow weāve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we canāt have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull
j'ai des posts Tumblr qui sont inaccessibles pck y'a le mot "fuck" dans les tags alors "bearable" c'est vraiment le terme minimum ici mdrrrrr
Objet : Un manuel de jeu élimé Rareté : ⶠOrdinaire
Est-ce que vous passez les tutos dĆØs que vous le pouvez ?
à présent, alimentez votre tableau de bord en répondant à ma question.
Que dieu me FOUDROIE si un jour j'apprend à jouer à un jeu en écoutant un TUTO je ne joue qu'en AUTODIDACTE et si je n'arrive pas à progresser JE ME TUE
I've been correcting my Baldur's Gate 3 novelization fix ; so here's a few of my favorite Nithiri & Astarion moments I've written :
"May the Archdemonic Pantheon grant me patience, for if it grants me strength, I might break his nose."
Nithiri had to force herself to resist the urge to bare her teeth in a look of suspicion, and she chose instead to obey with stiff steps, her tail lashing forcefully against her ankles, betraying her apprehension. Astarion crushed it under his foot, causing the young woman to flinch, and wrap it around her leg, fully understanding the message the vampire had just painfully conveyed to her.
She mumbled, āItās just⦠You donāt look well, thatās all.ā Gale blinked before laughing: āIāve heard better compliments. āItās not a criticism⦠Iām just worried, thatās all⦠Karlach is stable, but you⦠āBy all the gods! If you want to keep devouring each other with your eyes, do it while walking!ā Nithiri jumped, and shot an angry glance at Astarion, all the while noting that behind him, Karlach and Shadowheart were struggling to hide their laughter. The young occultist retorted: āAll right, all right, O patience incarnateā¦!ā
āI donāt expect any sympathy from you.ā His gaze lingered on Nithiri for a long moment. āBut I want to warn youāIāve been thinking about this for several days now, ever since weāve been on the road and Baldurās Gate has drawn nearer. Itās not just the Illithids who lurk in the night. āā¦Watch my back, and Iāll watch yours,ā Nithiri finally replied. For a moment, Astarion seemed to weigh what the young woman had just said to him, and for a few seconds Nithiri thought she detected a hint of vulnerability in the red eyes that were staring intently at her. Finally, the vampire shrugged and gave Gale a predatory smile: āOh, if itās no trouble for anyone, these are backs I wonāt tire of watching.ā
Nithiri was in the middle of concocting one of her lies when he leaped across the gap between the two boats. The two crews exchanged hostile glances, with the exception of Astarion, who was smiling with the air of someone plotting a dirty trick. Watching him move, as lithe as a cat, Nithiri immediately understood what he was doing: he was preparing to push the Duergar into the water. āDonāt even think about it.ā Caught off guard, Astarion paused, and she heard him grumble in response: āMy dear, I finally understand why the wizard suits you so well. Heās quite bland, just like you.ā
āPerhaps theyāre minstrels?ā Nithiri suggested. "Letās go take a lookāstay on your guard.ā āDo we really have to let the woman who looks most like a devil straight out of the Nine Hells pass by?ā" Astarion frowned. āDonāt take this the wrong way, my dear, in the light of day you have a certain charm; however, if I saw you emerging from a haunted forest in the dead of night, I canāt guarantee I wouldnāt try to drive an arrow through your skull. āIām always delighted when you show such concern for me, Astarion.ā āYouāre welcome.āā
āYou had quite a heated discussion last night with our magician. Itās a real tragedyāto think that people pay to see plays in five acts when a run-down inn can sometimes offer even more gripping entertainment. ā
Nithiri stopped dead in her tracks and turned to face him.
āWere you listening to us? Donāt you have anything better to do than eavesdrop on other peopleās conversations?ā
Astarion put his hand to his heart, looking indignant:
āMe? What a ridiculous idea! ⦠I just have keen hearing, thatās all. I was merely taking advantage of the excellent acoustics of our refuge.ā His feigned expression of indignation had already melted away, replaced by his smile. āAnd how could I resist? A magician torn between his devotion to his goddess, yet consumed by love for another? Itās delightful.ā
āOther peopleās lives arenāt here for your entertainment,ā she retorted, clenching her jaw, her freckles indistinguishable because of her blush. āOf course they are,ā the vampire replied without hesitation.
Astarion twirled the key between his fingers, looking pleased. They walked away, far from prying ears and scrutinizing eyes.
āMy dear,ā Astarion said to Nithiri. āWill you come with me to explore these mysterious chambers that are just waiting for our little, finger-filled hands?
āAs tempting as that proposal is, Astarion, I think Iād rather take a stroll around the Chionthar.ā
The vampire looked genuinely disappointed to miss an opportunity to get up to mischief with the occultist. Noticing this, Nithiri gave him an amused smile:
āDonāt be disappointed, Astarion; Iām sure Gale will be happy to accompany you. Arenāt you curious to discover this chamber of horrors? āOh⦠Well, I thought youād ask me to accompany you.ā Now it was the magicianās turn to be taken aback. āAs Zārell pointed out, the magician has already been of service to you, and I hate coming in second,ā Astarion grumbled.
āI need your help. Thereās still something to explore from the balcony. A facade to climb.ā āA facade?ā āThe walls are full of handholds, but letās just say that with our wizard and our cleric, whose armor isnāt really suited for this kind of excursionā¦ā āAnd so you thought of me.ā āOf course. You remind me of a nimble little monkey.ā āThank you, Astarion, Iām touched.ā
āYou just⦠licked it? A dead spider. You just licked it.ā Gale was deeply repulsed and turned toward Astarion. āDid that just happen? āWhat can I say, my dear, you said it yourself: in this group, we all have⦠very particular appetites. ā But the young woman could barely hear them. A long shiver had just run down her spine to her tail, which immediately stiffened. The taste of the meat had just left her breathless, as if after a particularly powerful orgasm. Seeing her tail stiffen, Karlach couldnāt help but burst out laughing.
āNo⦠Donāt tell me that little piece of meat is whatās doing this to you? āIf what I think is happening to you is actually happening, and itās because you licked a dead spider, maybe itās time for you and me to go our separate ways.ā
Beneath the jest, it was obvious that there was a slight undertone of truth in Galeās retort.
āOf course itās not the spider, thatās ridiculous,ā Nithiri rolled her eyes. āThe meat is soaked in succubus saliva. I suppose thatās how Yurgir kept his pet tamed ā
She looked at her fingers, covered in a pinkish liquid, and licked them clean, trying to hide another unmentionable shiver. Gayle shook his head, wrinkling his nose. Nithiri pulled one of the vials from her bag, removed the stopper with her teeth, and squeezed the piece of meat hard to fill the small vial with the pink liquid. āI donāt know why you feel the need to collect succubus saliva, but I feel the need to remind you that in our group, some of us are very light sleepers and have very keen hearing,ā Astarion remarked sardonically. āStop being so perverted,ā she replied in a tone that betrayed that she had found the remark funnyāor that she had perhaps considered a more recreational use for the substance.
Bonus : not quite an interaction between the two of them but I like it nonetheless
Faced with Galeās silence, Astarionās smile only grew wider. āEven an idiot couldnāt deny that sheās really pretty.ā āIs there anything I can do for you, Astarion?ā Gale replied simply, evasively, trying to summon his usual courtesy. āIām just saying I can see she has certain charms, thatās all. Donāt be jealous. After all⦠Youād have to be in love to be jealous, wouldnāt you?ā

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I love you Cyberpunk 2077
Allez Night City, Ć la revoyure
A gift for Beanie, one of my incredible discord moderators! They requested something with critters and something spaced themed, so it naturally followed that I had to draw space raccoons.
F*ck it : poorly done Cyberpunk 2077 edit to Broadway musical adaptation of Anastasia bcs I can't quite grasp the void a game I was actually quite willing not to like is about to leave behind
get your medals everyone
cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.
When yet another stupid update gets rolled out
Although without the spirit of communal posting, now it's more like this
When the userbase bullies staff into putting it back:

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surely the conses wont quence
peer reviewed
reblog to microwave them faster
the speed of 20 reblogs... what could 100 do...
THE POWER OF 100 REBLOGSā¦!
GUYS STOP THEY'RE GETTING DIZZY
[it might be a while before the power increases because the microwaver (me) didn't expect y'all to want to rotate them so badly lolol]
THIS IS TOO MUCH
OH GOD
The people demand more rotation!
help
if shit sucks, hit da bricks! (If you can't see the gif, that means they already left. But you could refresh the page to try and spot them before they go!)
Iāll miss him when Iāll eventually run out of gigs to complete
There, my V finally went and met Hanako at Embers, now it's time to say he went ever meet her again - and also, he's meeting with the technomancers and is about to live until he's like in his 80s no it's not being delusional it's just being imaginative
"So?" "Nova. This is really perfect, Panam. We're going home."
My son V and his annoying problematic unwoke brother Johnny

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Finally giving Cyberpunk 2077 a shot - and I had no idea the game allowed you to play as an #AmoureuxDeMaFemme gamer
This is great
Just reached Nocturne Op55N1 time to do literally anything but play the game
Finally giving Cyberpunk 2077 a shot - and I had no idea the game allowed you to play as an #AmoureuxDeMaFemme gamer
This is great