lipstick witch

tuukka rask breaks into the hockey hall of fame using nothing but his stanley cup ring and the sharpness of his cheekbones. he steals the vezina trophy, replaces it with a milk crate, and rides off into the night with dobby in his sidecar motorcycle.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW

Don’t talk to me or my 46 daydream alternate universes again

me: *does something embarrassing* my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING me: I know please my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

atla has the clearest demonstration of the emo/goth dichotomy of any piece of modern media, i think. we as an audience know that zuko and mai shouldn’t have ended up together, and this is because zuko (an emo) and mai (a goth) are so fundamentally different. in this essay, i will address th

While it is tempting to categorize Zuko as an emo, careful analysis reveals that he is actually a punk. While his constant angst is a symptom of an emo like nature, his lust for justice/ honor, his angry outbursts, and his teenage rebellion are far more in line with the subculture of punk. In my response, I will address th

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

smash that like button if your avoidance is destroying all your relationships due to your inability to stay in contact and unwillingness to see people voluntarily, leaving you an empty broken shell of a person!!

*avoids responsibility because i embarrassed myself trying to do it once*