Bukkake™

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

me @ my last brain cell

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

there should be a plague inc fandom

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

I’m here, I’m queer, and my joint pain is moderate to severe

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this