Sass Master

it’s been 6 days. how is everyone on this post already deactivated.

you know I couldn't be a cowboy because I'd be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we'd be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he'd play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he'd finish and we'd both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for

yeah I'll be honest I don't know wtf possessed me here

can you imagine the kind of content a AAA studio could shove into a game if they just decided to make the graphics look like Morrowind

I wonder if in an alternate timeline we could have had any other arbitrary video game trait be the big selling point. Improved graphics is very easy to show in an advertisement where as something like story can only be hinted at. It's like this weird mating display kind of thing where it's impossible to directly show someone your genes but you can show them how big and beautiful your kratos is in an attempt to get consumers to buy. Look how handsome and detailed this muscleman is. If he's so beautiful, doesn't that make you think that the rest of the game will be just as lovingly crafted? Of course it's much more compicated than that but I just took such a huge bong hit and I feel like I'm living inside a dream

you're literally so right I'm inclined to believe the bong hit sent you to that timeline for a second

I'm always going to be an stalwart defender of both high art and complete trash. I also personally think that the best way to really open yourself up to the highs of the former is to be open to the guiltless pleasures of the latter.

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

i am so violently sick of advertising. its everywhere it creeps into every inch of reality that it physically can theres no escape from how invasive it is. cant even rickroll people anymore because theyll just get a 30 second advert for car insurance

if i see another person on this post talk like im a sad oblivious fool for not knowing of the joys of firefox and adblock im going to need them to step outside of the house for once and observe the the world around them and how advertising has infected everything it feasibly can. if you think youtube ads are the sole issue here then i would recommend leaving the house.

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

Live worm reaction

Really do not get the arguments about who the strongest avatar is. Like, the answer is clearly Szeto. Dude canonically worked as court bureaucrat, meaning he not only mastered the four elements but on top of that also administrative law. Administrative law. This is a man to fear.

Wait I just realised this makes a scene like this possible: Zuko: I really want to pass this law but that one nobleman on the council keeps blocking me and I know no way around him  Aang: *Enters avatar state* Aang: So actually there are 3 ways on how to make this work legally