Sass, Class, and a Fantastic Ass

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

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billions and billions of WASTED taxpayers money

Not to mention all the dead and maimed-for-life service personel.

two prime examples of why people hate americans 👍

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

@diseases-for-center-control

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

Covering blowhole

I truly thought that the end of this would be "but then Elon killed the program and now rabies is on the rise" so I'm glad it's still running