may the (m*a) be with you

my friend was taking to this kid behind me during French class but the class got really silent and the only thing we heard was “are you implying that I watched madagascar 3”

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

dude

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog. 

my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

how do you phil about it

im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

Don’t fucking say it

I will not hesitate to punch the next person who says it

i.e. life role models

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

it’s that time of the year.

the time of year where gingers hide from the public, because strangers will do things like that to you.

oh, did they change the meaning of “stranger”? pretty sure i’m his girlfriend.