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without hrt christmas is just cismas

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

really glad we're in an era of "rich people suffering" tv shows. it fulfills the innate human desire to see rich people suffer

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

I’ve thought about this post every few weeks for the better part of a decade. continues to have aged terrifyingly well

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history