that is the rendezvous of it

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

No, we have hairy, pudgy bellies

no you don’t understand thats WHY you need to crop your shirts

this literally looks like a surrealist painting

when will somebody designed a birdfeeder shaped like prometheus where the birds eat out of where his liver will be

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you're hurting them stop it stops top stop it

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck