Jerk with a heart of gold

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

YOUNG MAN

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THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

UONG MAN

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

"i wish i had the self-esteem of an ugly straight man" so first of all the quality you are talking about is agency

it's nice existing in the business world because the business world is trying to do things. sometimes it's capable of being serious, which most things aren't. and one of the things you have to learn, if you're trying to be serious, is that you've got to validate your hypotheses against the external world. the ugly straight man might think of himself as ugly, but you don't imagine him as a luckless, loveless, isolated virgin, right? you think he's got self-esteem. but what he's doing is living by a process that doesn't assign importance to his own unvalidated ideas. maybe he thinks he's ugly – so what? maybe you think you're ugly. maybe you think you're too ugly to get what you want out of being hot. but have you tried? the ugly straight man has tried

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

i dont envy youtuber friendship fallouts like im imagining the times ive had to ditch a toxic ex-friend but with the additional baggage of a) having to maintain some professionalism as a public figure and b) there being hundreds of gay teenagers on the internet who headcanon us as found family and/or lovers. i think i would crash out.