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big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

The only recent insult to American culture that I can recall causing any kind of mass offensive was The Great British Bake-Off's description of s'mores as something one can make with gourmet digestive biscuits, chocolate ganache, and a lightly caramelized Italian meringue—and that shit wasn't even meant as a deliberate attack.

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

Love is stored in the wrinkles!!!!!

me after i fuck

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

world heritage post

banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that