Professional Clotpole

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs

action movie lock n load scene but when they throw open the weapons locker it's full of cow tools

dick rider... cock sucker... fat faggot... so many wonderful things to be in this world we have turned into insults 💔

i'm so horny today i could rawdog a slip n slide

Im in your senior home tormenting your sweet catholic grandma with fabricated photographs of the devil

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute