Sarcoline Dreams

the great british bake off mexican food ep should be classified as found footage horror

been thinking about that poor avocado all day literally all day

i think if someone was trapped in a timeloop for long enough they would start to fear getting out of it. how long would the initial agony last before it fades into the repetition of your regular life? the comfort of always knowing what would happen next. it's never-ending but always familiar. would the thought of experiencing something new be too much to bear?

wait a minute is this the person who asked if jesus was a tits or ass man

Is this post from before or after the sexual side effects

there are some specific-ass machines in this world

This machine replaced 30 intensely passionate old Italian men...

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

imagine a little mouse sleeping and his bed is a can of sardines and he wears a little hat

and what is his pillow and blanket?

just a regular pillow and blanket but like so small sized for meece 🤏

now imagine, if you will; this mouse awakening, stirring, noticing no glass at his bedside table, throwing off his small meece sized blanket, lighting a candle, and trudging dozily to his mouse kitchen for a suck of water

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

Boss you are NOT gonna BELIEVE me when i tell why i’m late to work

I swear to god one of the funniest things people do on this site is act like tumblr invented the concept of saying silly quirky things online

I’ve been saying it for months but if you have even a semi popular post someone has stolen it on another platform. I’ve found my actual poetry on twitter many times. People are thieves

#i think about this moment a lot #and how accurate it is #to how rich and poor #talk about hardship #something like a flood #or a global pandemic #doesn’t affect people the same #to lots of rich people #it will be a funny anecdote #how 2020 was weird #to others it was devastating #entire families gone (via jetgirl78)

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.