i am a huge bitch trying to lose some weight

Quality time will forever be my love language, idc what we doing as long as I’m doing it with you.

Thank you for posting a pine cone for reference but I’d like to see what the bird looks like too, please.

i really want to experience traveling with someone i’m in love with

Sloppy style robot hand job but it keeps fumbling the weiner

i’ve watched this like 5 times now and it’s funnier every time for some reason

Sloppy style robot hand job but it keeps fumbling the weiner

i’ve watched this like 5 times now and it’s funnier every time for some reason

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering