[is petty in spanish]

Lol babe you look cold as fuck. Hell no you can't wear my letterman I just got this. I earned it.

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

i am losing my gorilla grip on reality fr

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

“what makes nyc different is its combination of a bunch of different cultures” yeah not unlike any other big city use your head man

not to be maya on side but please do not call someone or something “mayan” when talking about our people, culture, etc. “mayan” refers to our language family (a language FAMILY, in which there are plenty of unique languages). we are the maya, not the mayans. i am maya, not mayan. it is the indigenous maya community, not the indigenous mayan community. 

you can reblog this 😔

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child