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Dr. Pepper is just BBQ Coke.

You went extinct 71 million years ago.

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ordr

god this is such a funny onion headline, i wonder how long they've been waiting to post this one

toastbutteregg

kitsnicket

Punnett squares had no business being that fun

theshellshack

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welcometoyouredoom

thebootydiaries

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

dulect

Me drinking chocolate milkshake: lol screw this if i am going to gain weight so be it i am treating myself and it tastes delicious so fuck it

Me drinking green tea: i am the epitome of health my body is a temple i am cleansed of all impurities and are one with mother nature

okaymad

staggot

honestly she is serving looks

rippingupthedisco

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

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hijerking

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

emeraldsapphic

has this been done yet

handsyouaclementineslice

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

littorallbones

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

didyousaymaraudersormurder

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

gaelgarcia

Queen Clarisse Renaldi, a true feminist icon!

naturallytom

hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink

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