What am I? I dont even know to be honest.

I may be a lasbian, but i still love and appreciate guys. how hard is it for a straight girl to as well?

i was trying to get an image to load and instead of saying show me the picture I whispered show me the beef

why do i relate...?

i lost my scrunchie and i refuse to believe anything besides seth everman stole it

the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is

He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character

hes shaped like a friend

everyone loves balls

I was unaware pearl hated the irish.

OK HEAR ME OUT BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING. there’s 2 genders. AGAIN, HEAR ME OUT. If you’re non binary, you identify as neither gender. absence of gender. It’s not a gender, but it is a thing. if you’re trans, you identify as the gender you transitioned to. genderfluid, you identify as what you feel. anything else is usually a term the fits under the umbrella of female, male, none or both. I AM NOT A TRANSPHOBE, I AM NOT A NONBINARYPHOBE, I AM NOT ANY SORT OF LGBTPHOBE, I AM MERELY SAYING NONBINARY AND GENDERFLUID ARENT GENDERS, THEY ARE EITHER ABSENCE OF GENDER OR THE IDENTIFICATION OF BOTH GENDERS OR SOMEWHERE CLOSE. Gender is an umbrella term. as well as the word female, male, nonbinary and genderfluid. i dont mean this as hate. as a butch lesbian, i am not an lgbtphobe of any sort.

Ugh god my psychologist is abouta rip into me for being a DUMBASS

*Pays someone money to tell me I’m a tiny crushable leaf*

“How was your day so far? Good? That’s good. Anyways, back to talking about that thing that makes you emotional to think about.” I thought therapy was supposed to make me feel better but it kinda made it worse...

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

afraid of their gay.

I bet Jolene had never even so much as looked at “my man”, the singer just subconsciously invented a reason to speak with her.

don’t take my man, take me instead.

Love shack on wheels

Does anybody else get legitimately worried when a fanfic author who was updating regularly just suddenly disappears with no warning? Like, is it a serious case of writers block or are they in a coma? Did they just up and quit? Was it me? Were my reviews not good enough?! Did they die 😳?! Were they kidnapped? Do I need to file a missing persons report? Excuse me officer, there’s been 13 weekly updates and now nothing for months! Find them! What’s their name?! Name!? I don’t know their name but they write 3k+ chapters and I need them safe and back in my life!

Sir, that’s my emotional support fanfic author.

same with artists. When they just kinda disappear for a while it concerns me.