whatthefuckever

Yesterday my bff and I were watching jennifer’s body and as soon as johnny simmons came on screen she went “oh is that young tiffany?”

In the canon timeline i just don’t believe mike or will are listening to midwest emo sorry

Ok well if we both start flopping then we’ll flop together

max & sean bffism

Im trying to be sooooo nonchalant about this show because I know it will probably be poop from butt but every time i get 1 new piece of information i start shaking uncontrollably like that girl getting the speak now cardigan

TWO WHALES DINR

left uninspired by the crust of railroad earth that touched the lead to the pages of your manuscript i took my thumb off the concrete and saved up all my strength to hammer pillars for a picket fence it wasn't quite what it seemed a lack of pleasantries my able body isn't what it used to be i must admit i was charmed my own advances your advantage left me helplessly into you talking how the group had begun to splinter and i can taste your lipstick on the filter i tried to my best to keep my distance from your dress but call-response overturns convictions every time my memory cannot recall a wave of alcohol we shared a cigarette and shaved the hours off talking how the group had begun to splinter and i can taste your lipstick on the filter lushing with the hallway congregation my best judgement signed it's resignation i rushed this we moved too fast tripped into the guest room