SAPPHITE

[Your societal discomfort is not a personal weakness or failure.]

[Lesbian pride.]

[Damn it, Karen! Sex exists in a vacuum and it's totally normal to only get off when you're crying. Jeez. Who's the REAL bigot here?]

[For a friend.]

[Playboy's idea of the century: in order to truly accept trans women as women, we will objectify and exploit them in the same disgusting way we do with all our models! Sexism and bigotry is over!]

[Toxic masculinity.]

[Happy Coming Out Day to lesbians.]

[Socialization is poison. You're the antidote.]

[I am not a prop for your fantasy.]

[Love All Butch.] Author's Note: This is dedicated to lesbians, especially butch, who have felt pressured to be a certain way because of your bodily form. You are not inherently masculine or feminine. Go forth and conquer.

[The Lesbian Card must be replaced with the Old Hag Card when you turn 25 or a man deems you boring, whichever comes first.]

[When I say "LESBIAN!" you say "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED."]

[Don't let the bastards grind you down.]

[In light of recent events.]

[So weird how we automatically do this with men.]

[Systematic biological oppression never goes out of fashion.]

[An AAU study: more than 20% of women in college are sexually assaulted since entering. Anyway, I'm planning a frat party, can you to get more beer for it?]